Gambling Man Joke

A gambling man arrives home from work one day and hears a voice.

The voice tells him, ‘Leave your job, sell your home, take your cash, go to Atlantic City.’

The man is perturbed at what he has heard and tries to ignores the voice. The following day when the man gets home from work again, the same thing happens.

The voice tells him, ‘Leave you job, sell your home, take your cash, go to Atlantic City.’ Again the man desperately tries to ignore the incessant voice, though he is somewhat concerned by the event.

For the next week, the man hears the same voice every day when he arrived home from work, ‘Leave your job, sell your home, take your cash, go to Atlantic City.’

Every time the man hears the voice he becomes more and more upset. Finally, after three weeks, he gives in to the pressure. He quits his work, sells his home, takes his cash and heads straight to Atlantic City.

The moment the man gets off the airplane in Atlantic City, the voice tells him, ‘Go to Trump Taj Mahal.’ So, he jumps in to a cab and goes straight to the Taj Mahal.

As soon as he enters the Taj Mahal, the voice tells him, ‘Go immediately to the roulette table.’ The man does what he is told.

When he arrives at the roulette table, the voice tells him, ‘Put everything on number 17.’

Nervously, the man cashes in all his life savings for chips and then puts them all on number 17.

The dealer wishes the man good fortune and then spins the roulette wheel. The spins around the wheel at least a dozen times.

The man then anxiously watches the ball as it loses speed until finally it settles firmly into number 21.

The voice then says, ‘Bugger’.